Dec 222018

It’s that time of year again – time for nicking IT jokes and trying to remember whether I’ve nicked them before


A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


Mother: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Mother: OK, I’ll ask your sister.


I was going to be a computer forensics expert, but couldn’t hack IT.


Facebook should have a limit on the number of times you can update your relationship status. After 3 updates it should default to ‘unstable’.


If the box says “This software requires Windows 7 or better”, does that mean it’ll run on Linux?


Someone broke into my house and stole my external hard drive. They really got my backup.


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My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.


Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?


It said the password needed eight characters, so I put in snowwhiteandthesevendwarves.


Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.


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