IT Jokes

It’s that time of year again – time for nicking IT jokes and trying to remember whether I’ve nicked them before

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Mother: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Mother: OK, I’ll ask your sister.

I was going to be a computer forensics expert, but couldn’t hack IT.

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times you can update your relationship status. After 3 updates it should default to ‘unstable’.

If the box says “This software requires Windows 7 or better”, does that mean it’ll run on Linux?

Someone broke into my house and stole my external hard drive. They really got my backup.




My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

It said the password needed eight characters, so I put in snowwhiteandthesevendwarves.

Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.