Ho Ho Ho
I’ve been purloining jokes for this Xmas blog for so long now that many of the results of my google search are already credited to me from previous years. How embarrassing.
Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, obviously didn’t work in IT.
Q: How do you describe an iPhone that isn’t joking?
A: Deadly Sirious
Q: What do you call an old Ford that talks back to you?
There was once a time when I knew more than my phone.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation into full-duplex mode.”
A logician tells a colleague his wife just had a baby.
– Is it a boy or a girl?
A traffic policeman stops Werner Heisenberg and asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies, “NO, but I know EXACTLY where I am”.