IT Jokes – 2020

Yes, it’s joke-filching time, again. Every year, I have to search further and further back to make sure I haven’t already pinched these jokes. OK, I confess, this year I haven’t checked. So, if you remember any of these then be grateful that your memory is better than mine.

Joke 01

“The cheque is in the post” is no longer the biggest lie in the world. Now, it’s “I have read the terms and conditions”

Joke 02

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

Autocorrect is everyone’s worst enema

Joke 04

Before LinkedIn, I didn’t know any strangers

Joke 05

Q: What are clouds made of?
A: Music files, mostly.

Joke 06

A password finder walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr

Joke 07

Q: What do you call 8 hobbits?
A: A hobbyte

Q: Granddad, what was the biggest IT upgrade you saw when you were young?
A: Coloured chalk

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table at night. One is full, in case gets thirsty. The other is empty, in case he doesn’t.

And here, for the keen recyclers, are some I pinched earlier:

2019 – You guessed – IT Jokes
2018 – IT Jokes
2017 – Oh No. Not more IT Jokes
2016 – And yet more IT jokes
2015 – IT jokes again
2014 – More IT jokes
2013 – IT jokes