Yes, it’s joke-filching time, again. Every year, I have to search further and further back to make sure I haven’t already pinched these jokes. OK, I confess, this year I haven’t checked. So, if you remember any of these then be grateful that your memory is better than mine.
“The cheque is in the post” is no longer the biggest lie in the world. Now, it’s “I have read the terms and conditions”
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
Autocorrect is everyone’s worst enema
Before LinkedIn, I didn’t know any strangers
Q: What are clouds made of?
A: Music files, mostly.
A password finder walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr
Q: What do you call 8 hobbits?
A: A hobbyte
Q: Granddad, what was the biggest IT upgrade you saw when you were young?
A: Coloured chalk
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table at night. One is full, in case gets thirsty. The other is empty, in case he doesn’t.
And here, for the keen recyclers, are some I pinched earlier: