It Jokes v18.12.21

This year, I am not going to steal jokes from the internet

In the spirit of the times, I’m going to recycle them instead.



My email has been hacked again.
So that’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.



A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.



Password looks at itself in the mirror:
“Don’t listen to Apple: you are a strong, confident password.”



I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”



Cats spend two thirds of their lives asleep, and one third making viral videos.”



I assert dominance over millennials by answering their texts with phone calls.”



Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little animal you have to keep alive is yourself.”



I didn’t realize how bad a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, turn right, stop, and let me out.””



1984: Is my house bugged?
Today: Alexa, is my house bugged?””



My boss calls me “the computer”
Nothing to do with intelligence – I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.””



I have noticed before that most of the IT cartoons that I find even vaguely funny are by one person – Randy Glasbergen. He was an American cartoonist who died in 2015, but his website is still around – https://www.glasbergen.com/