In the past, I have owned up to stealing, filching, recycling, and curating rotten jokes from around the internet. This year, how about “regurgitating”? A year or two ago, I admitted to being embarrassed at seeing jokes that I’d stolen being credited to me on the internet. This year I’m seeing my stolen versions stolen …
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It Jokes v18.12.21
This year, I am not going to steal jokes from the internet In the spirit of the times, I’m going to recycle them instead. My email has been hacked again. So that’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. …
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IT Jokes – 2020
Yes, it’s joke-filching time, again. Every year, I have to search further and further back to make sure I haven’t already pinched these jokes. OK, I confess, this year I haven’t checked. So, if you remember any of these then be grateful that your memory is better than mine. “The cheque is in the post” …
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You guessed – IT Jokes
Ho Ho Ho I’ve been purloining jokes for this Xmas blog for so long now that many of the results of my google search are already credited to me from previous years. How embarrassing. Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, obviously …
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IT Jokes
It’s that time of year again – time for nicking IT jokes and trying to remember whether I’ve nicked them before A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. Mother: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean? Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later. Mother: OK, …
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Oh no, not more IT jokes
.. and so, without further ado, here they are: Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas. I love pressing F5 – it’s so refreshing. How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one to not change it. …
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… and yet more IT Jokes
So, for the fourth year running, I am pleased to bring you more stolen IT jokes When I started searching for some more (printable!) IT jokes that I could use instead of doing something serious for the blog, I had a minor twinge of annoyance when I saw my version of the wifi joke (see …
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IT Jokes (again)
Coming up for Christmas, and my brain is ready for a break After a couple of one-offs, I began this weekly blog on the 5th November 2010. That’s over five years ago and I haven’t missed a single week since then. I schedule the blog for publication (by Google’s Feedburner) at 12:30pm on a Saturday. …
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More IT Jokes
I think my brain needs some temporary files removing, and then a defrag I’ve tried re-booting it with coffee twice this morning but it keeps on freezing. The problem with Christmas Day falling on a Thursday is that there’s only Boxing Day left to get the brain working well enough to write a blog for …
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IT Jokes
It’s not as easy as you might think, finding funny jokes about Information Technology Maybe it’s because it’s a very dull and tedious subject, populated by dull and tedious people. Oh well, never mind. At least pinching other people’s jokes has given my brain a bit of a rest this week. Q: How many IT …
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